What The Deck?
Critters and beasts, space-faring fools, and would-be conquerors of the cosmos!
Welcome to the Annual Galactic Smackdown! A contest where victory is a joke, defeat is inevitable, and chaos is the name of the game!
In this corner, we have the Cosmosaurus, a rowdy crew of lizard-like warriors who think the universe is just one big target for their lasers! And in the other corner, the Strafish Troopers, a disjointed bunch of aquatic misfits who can’t even agree on whether to fight or throw a pool party!
The stakes? Glory! The prize? Bragging rights! The strategy? Who needs strategy when you’ve got lasers?
THINK YOU CAN CONQUER THE GALAXY? ADORABLE.
(Spoiler alert: You probably can’t)
Welcome to PEW! PEW! PEW!, the chaotic, laser-filled card game where you’ll try to be a space hero, only to find yourself in the middle of an intergalactic mess of strategy, deception, and… animals?
How It Works?
Simple. (Kinda)
DRAFT!
Think picking cards is easy? Cute. Build your ultimate squad, but choose wisely, one bad pick and you might be the next cosmic cautionary tale.
May the photon be with you.
Time to unleash your hand! Play your units, set your traps, and brace for impact. If you think it’s just about brute force… well, get ready for a painful surprise.
DEPLOY!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and
MY PARTICLE CANNON!
REVEAL!
The moment of truth. Flip your cards and find out if your genius strategy actually worked, or if you just set yourself up for disaster.
I Love the Smell of
PLASMA BEAMS in the Morning!
It’s all-out war. Lasers fly, planets fall, and only the smartest (or luckiest) commander survives. Win battles, claim planets, and get closer to intergalactic domination.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
You had me at LASER.
Ready To Conquer The Galaxy?
Hurry and sign up now to claim your exclusive promo Leader for free during the Kickstarter campaign! It might just be the right ally to take the chaos to the next level!
